Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can reach just through the dash alone. Reblog when you see please :)
i just decomposed
OH MY GOD ITS BACK
Muslim vampires who won’t drink blood unless it’s halal. Black vampires finding out they don’t catch fire in sunlight, Scandinavian vampires finding they’re instantly reduced to ash, a few working out deals to make sure everybody has what they need at all hours. Bollywood films where vampires fall in love with humans but they’re already betrothed to other vampires. Vampires who get ridiculed for believing in aliens. A breakaway Christian sect claiming that Jesus was a vampire and the sacrament was literal, and therefore vampires are the chosen people of God. Jewish vampires being very, very uncomfortable with this sect.